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Diesel Hi, my name's Diesel. I run this site. I started it as a lark, because all of the other humor blog directories I found sucked. Anyway, my own humor blog is Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary. It's listed over there on the upper right. That's what's known in the biz as a "conflict of interest." Deal with it.

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Pretzel – Twisted News

Hello Humor-bloggers. I've broken the Humor-blogs.com inner sanctum of editing reviews! I'm filling in for Diesel while he writes books from the roof of the house that he's building or splashing about in his fountain. Don't worry - no harm has come to him. I am in a unique position in that I am not actually a Humor-blogs.com member.

Actually, I complained to Diesel several months back, "What's the deal - some of these blogs don't seem to be solely humor, some of my posts are funny...when I feel like it(WTF?). He quickly pointed out that I could indeed join the ranks, get reviewed and possibly get kicked to the curb. It was with visions of reviewers traipsing across my lawn with blood lust heavy in the air like the angry mob in Frankenstein, that my decision to decline his invite was delivered. Anyway, my blog is Simply Said where I go by just "G". I also do a weekend gig as "DJ Lampsha" or just Lampsha at Central Snark while everybody is recovering from their week of snarkery by dropping by to listen to whatever artist's music I'm featuring that weekend. Very casual like.

Okay enough about me - reviews. This week we have THE PRETZEL, TWISTED NEWS, which I have to say fared decently among the reviewers. It is a satirical blog taking aim at American "news" stories, ala The Onion, which some of the reviewers naturally likened it to, with varying viewpoints.

CategoryScorePoints
Content5.6540/70
Writing63/5
Web Design4.472/5
Intangibles5.243/5
Read Regularly2.943/10
Frequency84/5
Total
55


Percentile Rank: 47


For instance:
Funny stuff...very "onion-esque". The lack of being able to comment and the quick headlines with no "article" makes you think he's actually trying to either copy or try out to be an Onion Staffer.
and:
I'm adding Pretzel Twisted News to my blog roll right now. Hysterical! Reminds me of The Onion, but more consistently funny. Probably the funniest blog listed on this site.
alternately:
This blog is a crappy version of The Onion.
or:
The blog seems to want to imitate The Onion in the presentation and style. Unfortunately, it misses.

Fun, but they shouldn't start applying at The Onion just yet.

Those were just The Onion references. In general terms, people either got and enjoyed the twisted logic or salt just wasn't their preferred spice:
The site needs a lot of help visually (it looks like a screen full of gravy), but it does have a laugh or two - nice job.

I rated this blog lower in the "intangibles" due to my peeve of blogs with advertisements; however, after a few minutes scrolling down reading the "nuggets," I bookmarked it for future enjoyment.

At first I wasn't sure what to think when I noticed that comments were disabled, but in the end, that did not detract from my enjoyment of this blog.

Definitely some good laughs here. I enjoyed a number of the "posts" a great deal. This blogger seems familiar to me -- and by that I mean "familiar" yet better than he was the last time I reviewed his material. Well done!

The writing is short and witty. However, updates are too sporadic, especially given the short length of the posts. I enjoy the humor, but the design of the site leaves much to be desired.

He tries so hard to be funny and he almost succeeds.
Not big in Europe:
This blog is all American, difficult for us Europeans to get a handle on.

This blog was not to my taste as I don't live in America so I don't know how "salted with the truth" the posts are.

Also, some of the breaking news links didn't lead to any content except for a repeat of the title, and there's a broken image on the front page. This blog needs some housekeeping!
ED NOTE: The breaking news links going nowhere fast are part of "The Onion-esque" quality of the big lead up to thinking you're actually going to read a legit news story. I'm thinking that this is the blog author's intent.

FINALLY:
Funny stuff...I'll be back from time to time to check it out.
or
Just not something I find entertaining.

All this proving, once again, that humor is in the eye of the beholder. Andrew, I think criticism, while not always easy to hear can offer some valuable input. For instance, if you want to take it to the next realm of "serious" satire, clean it up a bit, perhaps look into a nice custom template, think about ad placement, and hone those writing skills! I myself popped over and found you enjoyable and am admittedly immature enough to have found humor in the "Marco Polo" missing family piece, among others. I think also amping up the volume of posts couldn't hurt.

So good luck and thanks for being open to the whole review experience. And what have you got to lose? Submit something to The Onion already!

(Thanks, G! I think we can all agree that you put my half-assed reviews to shame. Anyone else want to make her a permanent replacement? - Diesel)

11 Comments:

Blogger G said...

Ah Diesel, I see you've incorporated two failsafes - flattery and peer pressure. I should have known.

September 20, 2007 12:11 PM  
Blogger puppytoes said...

well done, G! damn girl, i believe you've found a new calling! and, no, i'm not the least bit offended by the fact Diesel's NEVER asked me to review the reviews in order to write a, er, review.

for the record, i thought this blog had a lot of potential -- the writer did seem familiar to me, too. anyone we know and/or reviewed before??

~ Diesel's Crazy Aunt Bea (née Snuppy)

ya know, Grundir (née Diesel) it might be nice to open up the comment section to "outsiders" one of these days. just sayin'... ; )

September 20, 2007 3:11 PM  
Blogger david mcmahon said...

G'day from Australia, Diesel and Lampsha,

Where do I sign up? Been meaning to do this for weeks, but the completion of my second novel kept getting in the way.

Frivilous Me: Go on, sign up.

Professional Me: You have a looming deadline for your novel.

Frivolous Me: Feign deafness. Be brash.

Professional Me: Don't you want another bestseller?

....... but I've reconciled 'em both. They've signed an accord (the truce, the whole truce and nothing but the truce) and so here I am, waiting in line to register.

So what do I hafta do???????

David

September 20, 2007 4:03 PM  
Blogger Andrew Kirschner said...

All - Thank you for the reviews. I took your advice and deleted the ads and opened up the most recent posts for comments. I'll work on the template as well. I am working full time and getting my doctorate so my time is limited these days --the reason for the sporadic posting. I will try to post more often. And no, I have never been reviewed before. Thanks again.

Andrew
wwww.thepretzeltwistednews.blogspot.com

September 20, 2007 4:11 PM  
Blogger Diesel said...

G - Did it work?

Puppytoes - I've thought about opening it up to anonymous commenters, but I'm afraid this is the kind of blog that would get a lot of "You all SUCK!!!" kinds of comments, and I don't need the aggravation.

David - You can sign up by going to Humor-Blogs.com and clicking Join at the top. If you just want to be a reviewer (and not have your blog listed), just send me an email and I'll create an account.

Andrew - That's what I like to see - constructive feedback taken in the spirit it was given. :)

September 20, 2007 7:44 PM  
Blogger G said...

Puppytoes, I think he sees that I've basically abandoned my own blog and has seized the moment. It's my guess. And thanks, although many are called, few are chosen (where the hell is that from?). No - this is the first review for The Pretzel and I have to agree with your assessment.

G'day David (if I may be so informal): C'mon isn't the choice easy - another best seller/humor blogger! Get your priorities straight man! Thanks for dropping by and I think Diesel answers your questions below. It would be great to have you aboard and get a professional's slant.

Andrew, did I need to feel like more of a slacker? Excuses excuses - work/doctorate - cut down on your sleep, that'll free up some time.

Seriously, it's nice to see you receive this in the vein intended and I wish you lots of luck in your endeavors both in and out of Blogtopia. Nice meeting you and we'll keep an eye on your place.

Diesel, maybe with a cut on royalties from your book. We'll talk.

I'd have to agree on the Anonymous comments by the way.

September 20, 2007 9:11 PM  
Blogger Chris C said...

I agree on no anon comments.

It stops a lot of bullshit. If someone cares enough, then they will register on Blogger.

September 21, 2007 2:08 AM  
Blogger Andrew Kirschner said...

Thanks again. I also rely on funny things happening in the news to develop posts. I find that if I force it, they are less entertaining. I updated this weekend. My goal is to break the Top 10 on the humor blogs site. We'll see what happens. And yes, I recently applied for a job as a freelance writer at The Onion.

Andrew
thepretzeltwistednews.blogspot.com

September 23, 2007 7:42 PM  
Blogger G said...

That's the spirit Andrew! Keep us posted on The Onion!

September 25, 2007 12:00 PM  
Blogger Andrew Kirschner said...

Do you know how I can insert an image in the box where my blog name appears on the humor-blogs website? Thank you.

September 29, 2007 2:54 PM  
Blogger G said...

Andrew, I've passed your question on to our resident guru, Diesel who will be able to help you I am sure.

October 1, 2007 1:01 PM  

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