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Archive for 6/29/2008 to 7/6/2008Peeing our way to MichiganThe Wife won't be giving birth until the end of the year, but I might not be able to wait that long before I start employing diapers.I may want to get them next weekend, when we leave for a four-day holiday-slash-wedding stresstravaganza in scenic Michigan. Getting there will require a 10-hour drive through flood-damaged Wisconsin and car-flooded Chicago -- in a car with a four-year-old and a pregnant mom. The following is an excerpt of how I expect the majority of the drive to go.***Me: (Drivin[...] Source: Dorky Dad  You know what this means, don't you? Oh, you don't? Me neither. I was really hoping that you knew. Well, in that case...we'll have to resort to plan B for this post. What is plan B? Just a bunch of random bullshit that I feel like sharing, complaining about and dissecting. Read it...don't read it. I really don't care either way. If you do stick around, I will tell you the secret to staying young, at the end of this post.We went swimming today. Nobody got hurt, except me. Purely out of happenstance, I stepped on a fragment of cactu[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) You know what this means, don't you? Oh, you don't? Me neither. I was really hoping that you knew. Well, in that case...we'll have to resort to plan B for this post. What is plan B? Just a bunch of random bullshit that I feel like sharing, complaining about and dissecting. Read it...don't read it. I really don't care either way. If you do stick around, I will tell you the secret to staying young, at the end of this post.We went swimming today. Nobody got hurt, except me. Purely out of happenstance, I stepped on a fragment of cactu[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) No wonder we are so thin! The kids had movie night with some of the neighbor boys, on Friday. They came over and brought some snacks. I asked the oldest boy to put the string cheese in the fridge. He did and as they were leaving later, he said to me, "Why don't you keep the rest of the string cheese? I saw how empty your fridge is and I think you need it more than we do." After I stopped laughing, I told him that the fridge always looks empty when it gets close to shopping day. He looked at me, a little puzzled and said,[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Sunday Retarded Argument #29 - Almond Joy Vs. Ron Paul It’s Sunday, so it must be time for another argument where we each choose an unjustifiably stupid position, and defend it with an incomprehensible degree of fervor. That’s the way the weekly flame war parody works, if you happen to be new here, or perhaps this is your first time clicking through from Humor-Blogs.com. This weeks topic: Which is nuttier: An Almond Joy or Ron Paul? Discuss. [...] Raiders of the Lost Crusader Temple Skull Meme: New Lands! Our story so far: Having consumed more beer than prudent, our hero, Idaho Don, has vowed to strike deep into the wild bloggosphere to hunt for the elusive origin of the 123 meme. (see here for part 1.)Accompanying him on the trek is his faithful humanoid companion, Crazy Wolf. Master of the low blow; cunning yet surly. Day 1. After carefully selecting the supplies for our mission and loading the boat, we got underway.We started in the familiar waters of The Squib. Evil Genius, and the man ult[...] Source: It's a Funny Thing... Raiders of the Lost Crusader Temple Skull Meme: New Lands! Our story so far: Having consumed more beer than prudent, our hero, Idaho Don, has vowed to strike deep into the wild bloggosphere to hunt for the elusive origin of the 123 meme. (see here for part 1.)Accompanying him on the trek is his faithful humanoid companion, Crazy Wolf. Master of the low blow; cunning yet surly. Day 1. After carefully selecting the supplies for our mission and loading the boat, we got underway.We started in the familiar waters of The Squib. Evil Genius, and the man ult[...] Source: It's a Funny Thing... Raiders of the Lost Crusader Temple Skull Meme: New Lands! Our story so far: Having consumed more beer than prudent, our hero, Idaho Don, has vowed to strike deep into the wild bloggosphere to hunt for the elusive origin of the 123 meme. (see here for part 1.)Accompanying him on the trek is his faithful humanoid companion, Crazy Wolf. Master of the low blow; cunning yet surly. Day 1. After carefully selecting the supplies for our mission and loading the boat, we got underway.We started in the familiar waters of The Squib. Evil Genius, and the man ult[...] Source: It's a Funny Thing... |
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