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Archive for 6/22/2008 to 6/29/2008Treachery at the Japanese Steakhouse Part 1Mikka and Samurai Cathy have been dating for six months, and have admittedly fallen into a little rut. Nothing serious, but some of the fire has gone out of this relationship between the Finnish video game enthusiast and his sword-wielding samurai girlfriend. They’ve been talking about possibly going on double dates with people they know instead of just hanging out with their single friends, but no one else in their circle is dating anyone. Any by “their” circle, I mean Mikka[...] Source: Renal Failure  Treachery at the Japanese Steakhouse Part 1 Mikka and Samurai Cathy have been dating for six months, and have admittedly fallen into a little rut. Nothing serious, but some of the fire has gone out of this relationship between the Finnish video game enthusiast and his sword-wielding samurai girlfriend. They’ve been talking about possibly going on double dates with people they know instead of just hanging out with their single friends, but no one else in their circle is dating anyone. Any by “their” circle, I mean Mikka[...] Source: Renal Failure The mystery of the deflated ass cactus. + Weekend at the movies. Oh my gawd you guys!! Do you remember my butt cactus???..Now it looks like this:My ass has deflated!! I don't know how or why, all I know is that my cheeks are droopy! Andy said he knew something was wrong when the little butt bone shriveled.My weekend was great until this tragedy hit my household. We made an emergency run to the place I bought it but they didn't have any more. How sad for me!Don't worry about me, I'll keep looking for a replacement... §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§Enough ab[...] Source: Bee's Musings It Was All Fun And Games, Until... You know what they say about the fall coming after pride? Well, apparently it also goes after swinging upside down over a puddle of mud. Somebody should have told Reed that, but we were too busy taking pictures and laughing. We were laughing with him, until he fell. Fortunately mud is soft, so he did not injure himself. He did get so scared that he crapped. I know this because I found the proof in his diaper when I gave him a bath. I tried to warn him(....as I clicked away.)He is pissed that we [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) It Was All Fun And Games, Until... You know what they say about the fall coming after pride? Well, apparently it also goes after swinging upside down over a puddle of mud. Somebody should have told Reed that, but we were too busy taking pictures and laughing. We were laughing with him, until he fell. Fortunately mud is soft, so he did not injure himself. He did get so scared that he crapped. I know this because I found the proof in his diaper when I gave him a bath. I tried to warn him(....as I clicked away.) He is pissed that w[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) It Was All Fun And Games, Until... You know what they say about the fall coming after pride? Well, apparently it also goes after swinging upside down over a puddle of mud. Somebody should have told Reed that, but we were too busy taking pictures and laughing. We were laughing with him, until he fell. Fortunately mud is soft, so he did not injure himself. He did get so scared that he crapped. I know this because I found the proof in his diaper when I gave him a bath. I tried to warn him(....as I clicked away.) He is pissed that w[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Stench, Flies and Animal Crackers. One of the benefits to being the oldest kid in a family is that you got to do everything first. You're the first one to be allowed to cross the street by yourself, you're the first one to be allowed to ride your bike to the drugstore, you're the first one allowed to stay out past dark, or take the car to the prom. One of the drawbacks, of course, is that all your "firsts" are tempered by the completely unfair notion that if you can do something, so can your younger brother, as long as he is acco[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch The raccoon So where were we, before the proverbial fan was hit?Ah, yes.I believe I was telling you a story about a raccoon.It's a story a friend told me some years ago, about something that happened at her friend's house.So, if you're following closely, this happened to the raccoon of a friend of a friend.So it must be true.Anyway...This friend of a friend, she had a raccoon in her yard, so she called the police. (Let's assume the raccoon was rabid, or perhaps trying to steal her bicycle.)When the officer [...] Source: Diary of a Mad, Mad Housewife Unknown Crisis Looms Over America While you folks are boo-hoo-ing over the price of gas and no tomatoes on your burger, I'm here to alert you to a crisis you may have missed. Yes...the NATIONAL MEALWORM SHORTAGE! Why hasn't the CDC put out some sort of Amber Alert on this?I'm just a chick trying to keep her daughter's frogs fed and when I go to Petco, I EXPECT tubs of mealworms to be staring me in the face. When I ask where in the hell the mealworms are, I expect a "Yes Ma'am, I'll get them right away Ma'am" from the pimply-face[...] Source: Honey Pie Dear Termite: Congrats on that Bug Of The Year Award Doesn't it seem like only yesterday when I was showing you all the bugs I had in the house?Hey, how many of you remember this picture from six months ago?Yeah, that was when it was our turn to be the neighborhood pariah, kinda like in the 70s when your kid got lice or he came out of the closet: "Don't go near him, Timmy!" Other mothers slinked past you, clutching their own children and staring down their noses with disgust because it would NEVER happen to THEM.So anyway, my condo building in L.A[...] Source: Nanny Goats In Panties Full Circle I am very excited to announce that my cousin, Melissa, is starting a blog about her journey through the adoption process and the life that shall follow with her chosen little girl! You see, Melissa is no ordinary person. She has a extraordinary story that makes me tear up every time I think about it. Don't take my word for it, go read for yourself! Then make sure to add her to your blogroll, as you will, not doubt, be addicted to her and her hubby's story of finding the child that God set aside [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Full Circle I am very excited to announce that my cousin, Melissa, is starting a blog about her journey through the adoption process and the life that shall follow with her chosen little girl! You see, Melissa is no ordinary person. She has a extraordinary story that makes me tear up every time I think about it. Don't take my word for it, go read for yourself! Then make sure to add her to your blogroll, as you will, not doubt, be addicted to her and her hubby's story of finding the child that God set aside [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Seriously, what is wrong with me? How do you know that the eye twitch that has taken up residence on your face, is a sign of the beginning of a short road to the funny farm? Is it when the twitch refuses to leave after 4 months? Is it when the twitch gives birth to another baby twitch near the nose area? Someone please tell me that these are just minor, unrelated facial twitches that will resolve themselves, and not nervous tics that signal the need for a straight jacket, padded cell and anti psychosis drugs!! I think the twitch[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Seriously, what is wrong with me? How do you know that the eye twitch that has taken up residence on your face, is a sign of the beginning of a short road to the funny farm? Is it when the twitch refuses to leave after 4 months? Is it when the twitch gives birth to another baby twitch near the nose area? Someone please tell me that these are just minor, unrelated facial twitches that will resolve themselves, and not nervous tics that signal the need for a straight jacket, padded cell and anti psychosis drugs!! I think the twitch[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Sunday Retarded Argument #28 - Bacon Vs. Tofu We all know that Bacon® is better than tofu. There is no need to debate this issue. It’s clear cut. There really is no comparison. However, this has somehow managed to be a popular argument on Sqidoo. I find it appalling that anyone would be on the side of tofu. Considering the fact that tofu turns you into a terrorist hugging, effeminate, wienie, I would like to see someone justify even the mere existence of tofu. I am not at all optimistic that anyone will rise to the challenge t[...] Sunday Retarded Argument #28 - Bacon Vs. Tofu We all know that Bacon® is better than tofu. There is no need to debate this issue. It’s clear cut. There really is no comparison. However, this has somehow managed to be a popular argument on Sqidoo. I find it appalling that anyone would be on the side of tofu. Considering the fact that tofu turns you into a terrorist hugging, effeminate, wienie, I would like to see someone justify even the mere existence of tofu. I am not at all optimistic that anyone will rise to the challenge t[...] Ugly Is Only Skin Deep In keeping with our long standing tradition as the "freak show state", Florida has once again not let me down. We are still the home of the "worlds ugliest dog" champion.This is Gus. Grand champion of all that is ugly in the canine world. Gus' main strengths in this category included;He only has one eye.He only has three legs.He is practically hairless.He has skin cancer.His right ear is mangled. There was, of course, controversy[...] Source: TRY TO KEEP UP Ugly Is Only Skin Deep In keeping with our long standing tradition as the "freak show state", Florida has once again not let me down. We are still the home of the "worlds ugliest dog" champion.This is Gus. Grand champion of all that is ugly in the canine world. Gus' main strengths in this category included;He only has one eye.He only has three legs.He is practically hairless.He has skin cancer.His right ear is mangled. There was, of course, controversy[...] Source: TRY TO KEEP UP Stalking in Malibu is not easy with loudmouth kids. "There! In the sunglasses!" my son shrieks. "Is that John Cusack?""Not unless he's gained 80 pounds," I try to shish him. "That woman, there..." my daughter points, "is that Britney and her kids." "How many times do I have tell you," I push her finger down. "If you see Britney, she won't be with her kids." "That Corvette. Five 'o clock. Is that Will Smith?" my teen yells."Will Smith is black," I whisper. "And not a senior citizen."We go to Nobu's. Nobu's is[...] Source: Prefers Her Fantasy Life |
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