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Archive for 6/15/2008 to 6/22/2008I'm in an abusive relationship... With my hairdresser.Remember when I dyed my hair black with red streaks? Remember? Well, I hadn't gone to a hairdresser since that day because I couldn't stand the thought of sitting in a chair for hours and hours and paying a gajillion dollars. As a consequence, the red faded and left a weird orangey color but don't worry, I'm cool enough to pull it off. Anyway, it was time to go back to my original guy whom I cheated on to get my highlights. This wasn't going to be pretty. He was going to go completely ballistic![...] Source: Bee's Musings  I'm in an abusive relationship... With my hairdresser. Remember when I dyed my hair black with red streaks? Remember? Well, I hadn't gone to a hairdresser since that day because I couldn't stand the thought of sitting in a chair for hours and hours and paying a gajillion dollars. As a consequence, the red faded and left a weird orangey color but don't worry, I'm cool enough to pull it off. Anyway, it was time to go back to my original guy whom I cheated on to get my highlights. This wasn't going to be pretty. He was going to go completely ballistic![...] Source: Bee's Musings I'm in an abusive relationship... With my hairdresser. Remember when I dyed my hair black with red streaks? Remember? Well, I hadn't gone to a hairdresser since that day because I couldn't stand the thought of sitting in a chair for hours and hours and paying a gajillion dollars. As a consequence, the red faded and left a weird orangey color but don't worry, I'm cool enough to pull it off. Anyway, it was time to go back to my original guy whom I cheated on to get my highlights. This wasn't going to be pretty. He was going to go completely ballistic![...] Source: Bee's Musings I'm in an abusive relationship... With my hairdresser. Remember when I dyed my hair black with red streaks? Remember? Well, I hadn't gone to a hairdresser since that day because I couldn't stand the thought of sitting in a chair for hours and hours and paying a gajillion dollars. As a consequence, the red faded and left a weird orangey color but don't worry, I'm cool enough to pull it off. Anyway, it was time to go back to my original guy whom I cheated on to get my highlights. This wasn't going to be pretty. He was going to go completely ballistic![...] Source: Bee's Musings Girl's Night In and Father's Day My cousin, my Precious Note business partner and now my friend, Melissa, came down to CA to spend some time with her Dad and our family. I had not seen Melissa since I was a tiny girl and it was such a joy to spend time with her and the women I love! We decided to meet Saturday, at my Grandma (it is weird not to include Grandpa in this title) Vette's house for an all girl wine tasting. We even slept over to avoid drinking and driving.Above: Grandma and Cousin MelissaAbove (from left:) My Mom, Ma[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Coming This Summer to a Blog Near You: The Remodel My bathroom hasn't been cleaned in months. You may or may not be asking why. Well, ever since demolition was scheduled in February, I keep thinking: what's the point of scraping all this mildew off the peeling walls and what's this black gunk all over the grout, and is that a dead mouse in the back of the cabinet?The contractor (let's call him George because at this point, I still like him) and I agreed on the terms. I ordered and paid for all the materials. Each time I see the corosion on the f[...] Source: Nanny Goats In Panties Sunday Retarded Argument #27 - Giant Plastic Chicken Head This week we have something a little different than the usual flame war parody. This idea came from a comment by Insolublog in response to the Friday post, ”Then There Were Two“. Can’t tell the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? We’ve got a candidate that truly is different. Stand aside McCain and Obama, here’s the future. You’re mission, should you choose to accept it, is to complete our slogan, so we can start campaigning in all 58 state[...] Sunday Retarded Argument #27 - Giant Plastic Chicken Head This week we have something a little different than the usual flame war parody. This idea came from a comment by Insolublog in response to the Friday post, ”Then There Were Two“. Can’t tell the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? We’ve got a candidate that truly is different. Stand aside McCain and Obama, here’s the future. You’re mission, should you choose to accept it, is to complete our slogan, so we can start campaigning in all 58 state[...] Tongs? Really? Man, I lead a sheltered life. It's time once again for one of my semi-regular features, since I'm still formulating my next "real" post. Google searchers have been letting me down lately but I've still managed to catch a few gems. For your reading pleasure, I now present:Fantastic Google Searches That Somehow Led People To My Site:my wife jokingly says I have a small penis -- I hate to break it to you Tiny Tim, but she's probably not joking. Women in general and wives in particular don't usually joke about that. I suppose it[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch An Ode to My Baby Daddy It's Father's Day. The kids are all a-twinkle with excitement. There is definitely magic in the air. Now you may be wondering what the big deal is. After all, I did all of the heavy lifting. Pregnant for 27 months, nursed for 17 months, and 8.5 years of love, nurturing and not committing a horrific act of homicidal, maternal rage (harder than it sounds).All he had to do was do the hippity dippity with me and - BAM! Baby on the way. And for this "service" I'm supposed to get him a gift or a card [...] Source: The Blog of Bex Sunday O-Rama It has been a while since we’ve done an O-Rama, but this seems like a propitious moment. First off, there are number of excellent carnivals you may want to check out. The venerable Carnival of the Vanities, the wacky Carnival of the Insanities, and a lively and entertaining edition of the Military History Carnival. And if you’re looking for things of a humorous nature, then perhaps you could check out some of the work of our friends (after you’ve read the entire Skwib archiv[...] Source: The Skwib Sunday O-Rama It has been a while since we’ve done an O-Rama, but this seems like a propitious moment. First off, there are number of excellent carnivals you may want to check out. The venerable Carnival of the Vanities, the wacky Carnival of the Insanities, and a lively and entertaining edition of the Military History Carnival. And if you’re looking for things of a humorous nature, then perhaps you could check out some of the work of our friends (after you’ve read the entire Skwib archiv[...] Source: The Skwib Sunday O-Rama It has been a while since we’ve done an O-Rama, but this seems like a propitious moment. First off, there are number of excellent carnivals you may want to check out. The venerable Carnival of the Vanities, the wacky Carnival of the Insanities, and a lively and entertaining edition of the Military History Carnival. And if you’re looking for things of a humorous nature, then perhaps you could check out some of the work of our friends (after you’ve read the entire Skwib archiv[...] Source: The Skwib |
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