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Archive for 6/8/2008 to 6/15/2008Rejoining The BattleAs most of you know, my oldest son has been diagnosed with ADHD. Too many children, today, are diagnosed with this disorder. At first, we tried dealing with the ADHD by using diet, behavioral modification methods, etc... It was exhausting. It took away from my time with the other kids. It was a battle I chose not to fight. We resorted to putting Daniel Jr. on Focalin XR. It worked pretty well. I have no complaints regarding the use of it, but it never sat well with me.I've continued my research [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane)  No Kissing How did people in the 1950’s do it? How do the Mormons and the Amish do it? How do people in more conservative countries do it? Dating without being able to do anything-I mean anything is frustrating. One of the added bonuses of getting all sick and being on antibiotics was developing an infection in my mouth. My tongue is swollen, really red, and bumpy. The doctor has said that there will be no kissing until the infection is gone. Super. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem f[...] Source: Bridget Jones Has Nothing On Me No Kissing How did people in the 1950’s do it? How do the Mormons and the Amish do it? How do people in more conservative countries do it? Dating without being able to do anything-I mean anything is frustrating. One of the added bonuses of getting all sick and being on antibiotics was developing an infection in my mouth. My tongue is swollen, really red, and bumpy. The doctor has said that there will be no kissing until the infection is gone. Super. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem f[...] Source: Bridget Jones Has Nothing On Me No Kissing How did people in the 1950’s do it? How do the Mormons and the Amish do it? How do people in more conservative countries do it? Dating without being able to do anything-I mean anything is frustrating. One of the added bonuses of getting all sick and being on antibiotics was developing an infection in my mouth. My tongue is swollen, really red, and bumpy. The doctor has said that there will be no kissing until the infection is gone. Super. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem f[...] Source: Bridget Jones Has Nothing On Me No Kissing How did people in the 1950’s do it? How do the Mormons and the Amish do it? How do people in more conservative countries do it? Dating without being able to do anything-I mean anything is frustrating. One of the added bonuses of getting all sick and being on antibiotics was developing an infection in my mouth. My tongue is swollen, really red, and bumpy. The doctor has said that there will be no kissing until the infection is gone. Super. Normally, this wouldn’t be a problem f[...] Source: Bridget Jones Has Nothing On Me Opus McGee, Private Eye On Friday at approximately 11pm, I made contact with the target during a reconnaissance flight over the World Wide Web: one Mr. Jeff Corriveau, or The Pen Man, as the project file refers to him.My client, a rich widow who shall remain nameless pays me astronomical sums of money to procure information about The Pen Man and his dealings in the art world. She didn't tell me what her relationship was with him and I didn't ask. She ensured my placement next to him in the cockpit of a stealth interne[...] Source: Nanny Goats In Panties Rejoining The Battle As most of you know, my oldest son has been diagnosed with ADHD. Too many children, today, are diagnosed with this disorder. At first, we tried dealing with the ADHD by using diet, behavioral modification methods, etc... It was exhausting. It took away from my time with the other kids. It was a battle I chose not to fight. We resorted to putting Daniel Jr. on Focalin XR. It worked pretty well. I have no complaints regarding the use of it, but it never sat well with me.I've continued my research [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Scientific American Pie = Brane Damage. If you're anything like me, (and you know you are) you have a pile of magazines in the bathroom reading bucket. Recently, my father has been giving me his copies of Scientific American and Popular Science when he's done with them. After about 6 months of this, I have received enough copies of each to come to the following conclusion:I am too stupid to read Scientific American.Here's an example -- Thursday night, I was getting ready for bed and had a Scientific American open on the bathroom c[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch I’m Seeing a Therapist so you don’t have to Gonna need a shot of vitamin E By the time you’re finished with me As in physical therapist. Oh, I’ve seen brain therapists too, but that’s another post. Or posts. Or blog. And, no, sadly, my PT doesn’t look like the one in the picture, but I don’t look like that girl, so we’re even. Soooo, my back still hurts, I don’t want surgery, I don’t want to give up Zumba, and although I love my Vicodin, I think I’ve been loving it a little too much l[...] Source: I Do Things So You Don't Have To I’m Seeing a Therapist so you don’t have to Gonna need a shot of vitamin E By the time you’re finished with me As in physical therapist. Oh, I’ve seen brain therapists too, but that’s another post. Or posts. Or blog. And, no, sadly, my PT doesn’t look like the one in the picture, but I don’t look like that girl, so we’re even. Soooo, my back still hurts, I don’t want surgery, I don’t want to give up Zumba, and although I love my Vicodin, I think I’ve been loving it a little too much l[...] Source: I Do Things So You Don't Have To The Paupers Live Better Than Princes My husband grew up in a family of fifteen. Needless to say, they did not live like royalty. They didn't even live like middle class people. If you ever sit with a Prescott sibling for more than five minutes, you will most likely hear tales of the one bathroom they had to share, the meager Christmas gifts they opened (and loved) and multi generation hand me downs that they wore. Yet, they never knew any different childhood than a happy one. To them, life was good.In 1985, (I think) the family mov[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) The Paupers Live Better Than Princes My husband grew up in a family of fifteen. Needless to say, they did not live like royalty. They didn't even live like middle class people. If you ever sit with a Prescott sibling for more than five minutes, you will most likely hear tales of the one bathroom they had to share, the meager Christmas gifts they opened (and loved) and multi generation hand me downs that they wore. Yet, they never knew any different childhood than a happy one. To them, life was good.In 1985, (I think) the family mov[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Sunday Retarded Argument #26 By now, we all know that Hillary Clinton is some form of unborn baby eating, soul stealing, walking dead with unparalleled superpowers. We even know about her unnatural offspring. If you didn’t know those things, then follow the preceding links and prepare to be educated. There are many kinds of undead and evil supernatural beasts. There are vampires, zombies, werewolves, ghosts, and mummies. Let’s not also forget straight out demons, taking human form. There are a horrifying numb[...] Sunday Retarded Argument #26 By now, we all know that Hillary Clinton is some form of unborn baby eating, soul stealing, walking dead with unparalleled superpowers. We even know about her unnatural offspring. If you didn’t know those things, then follow the preceding links and prepare to be educated. There are many kinds of undead and evil supernatural beasts. There are vampires, zombies, werewolves, ghosts, and mummies. Let’s not also forget straight out demons, taking human form. There are a horrifying numb[...] Sunday Retarded Argument #26 By now, we all know that Hillary Clinton is some form of unborn baby eating, soul stealing, walking dead with unparalleled superpowers. We even know about her unnatural offspring. If you didn’t know those things, then follow the preceding links and prepare to be educated. There are many kinds of undead and evil supernatural beasts. There are vampires, zombies, werewolves, ghosts, and mummies. Let’s not also forget straight out demons, taking human form. There are a horrifying numb[...] Sunday Retarded Argument #26 By now, we all know that Hillary Clinton is some form of unborn baby eating, soul stealing, walking dead with unparalleled superpowers. We even know about her unnatural offspring. If you didn’t know those things, then follow the preceding links and prepare to be educated. There are many kinds of undead and evil supernatural beasts. There are vampires, zombies, werewolves, ghosts, and mummies. Let’s not also forget straight out demons, taking human form. There are a horrifying numb[...] Tybee Time Last night we returned from a family vacation at the beach. We went to Tybee Island which is just off the coast of Savannah, Georgia. It was lovely and we had a great time. From the balcony of my bedroom I could watch dolphin frolicking in the surf. Of course that only made me wonder where the hell the sharks were. Because everybody knows that you don't get one without the other.But it's the dining scene I'd like to talk about today. Our first night there we went to a nice seafood place where I [...] Source: The Blog of Bex The "Sour Puss Dork!!" Offensive Well, I don't know what the hell I did to offend that bitch Mother Nature, but for the third time now I've had to postpone a camping trip into Yellowstone Park since she is obviously trying to kill me every time I step outside.Seriously.I can't even go out there anymore because every time I do bad things happen and I know she wants me dead but I have no idea why!I mean, her and I have always gotten along so well and we agreed that I would suffer through the arctic winters as long as if by June s[...] Source: The Offended Blogger The "Sour Puss Dork!!" Offensive Well, I don't know what the hell I did to offend that bitch Mother Nature, but for the third time now I've had to postpone a camping trip into Yellowstone Park since she is obviously trying to kill me every time I step outside.Seriously.I can't even go out there anymore because every time I do bad things happen and I know she wants me dead but I have no idea why!I mean, her and I have always gotten along so well and we agreed that I would suffer through the arctic winters as long as if by June s[...] Source: The Offended Blogger Scientific American Pie = Brane Damage. If you're anything like me, (and you know you are) you have a pile of magazines in the bathroom reading bucket. Recently, my father has been giving me his copies of Scientific American and Popular Science when he's done with them. After about 6 months of this, I have received enough copies of each to come to the following conclusion:I am too stupid to read Scientific American.Here's an example -- Last night, I was getting ready for bed and had a Scientific American open on the bathroom count[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch Scientific American Pie = Brane Damage. If you're anything like me, (and you know you are) you have a pile of magazines in the bathroom reading bucket. Recently, my father has been giving me his copies of Scientific American and Popular Science when he's done with them. After about 6 months of this, I have received enough copies of each to come to the following conclusion:I am too stupid to read Scientific American.Here's an example -- Last night, I was getting ready for bed and had a Scientific American open on the bathroom count[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch Confessions of a Bored House Frau (and by Frau, I mean COOL CHICK) So... all of y'all know Mother Nature and I have been sparing for months now, right? I mean, sometimes she beats that crap out of me and sometimes I... well, let's just say I use my freakin' aerosol hairspray to screw with her mood a little. No, I'm just kidding. I just use the hairspray to paralyze spiders the size of small dogs. Anyway, I had big plans for today. BIG! I was going to do some patio/yard work, then gardening (there is a difference, one is cleaning up A MILLION PINE NEEDLES and ot[...] Source: Bee's Musings Confessions of a Bored House Frau (and by Frau, I mean COOL CHICK) So... all of y'all know Mother Nature and I have been sparing for months now, right? I mean, sometimes she beats that crap out of me and sometimes I... well, let's just say I use my freakin' aerosol hairspray to screw with her mood a little. No, I'm just kidding. I just use the hairspray to paralyze spiders the size of small dogs. Anyway, I had big plans for today. BIG! I was going to do some patio/yard work, then gardening (there is a difference, one is cleaning up A MILLION PINE NEEDLES and ot[...] Source: Bee's Musings Confessions of a Bored House Frau (and by Frau, I mean COOL CHICK) So... all of y'all know Mother Nature and I have been sparing for months now, right? I mean, sometimes she beats that crap out of me and sometimes I... well, let's just say I use my freakin' aerosol hairspray to screw with her mood a little. No, I'm just kidding. I just use the hairspray to paralyze spiders the size of small dogs. Anyway, I had big plans for today. BIG! I was going to do some patio/yard work, then gardening (there is a difference, one is cleaning up A MILLION PINE NEEDLES and ot[...] Source: Bee's Musings You SOB Yeah, that’s right… YOU. SOB. There. I said it, and I meant it. Oh… you thought I meant that kind of SOB? Pshaw you silly creature, I love you all for visiting. I’d never call you that kind of SOB. No, I meant Save Our Boobs. Boobs are important and we must save them because honestly, what would the world be like without boobs? I know for some of you, that thought is just too scary to entertain. I’ve taken the liberty to show you. Please now… I advise those of[...] Source: Fracas You SOB Yeah, that’s right… YOU. SOB. There. I said it, and I meant it. Oh… you thought I meant that kind of SOB? Pshaw you silly creature, I love you all for visiting. I’d never call you that kind of SOB. No, I meant Save Our Boobs. Boobs are important and we must save them because honestly, what would the world be like without boobs? I know for some of you, that thought is just too scary to entertain. I’ve taken the liberty to show you. Please now… I advise those of[...] Source: Fracas |
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