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Archive for 5/25/2008 to 6/1/2008Men know nothing. Nothing…Men think they know so much. And they like to tell everyone what they think they know. “You should go take a nap.” Bed is soft, close my eyes. Hear tiny footsteps. Don’t hear any bigger footsteps following. Silence. Long silence. Can’t sleep. Worried toddler may be destroying my grandmother’s bottle collection. Step out of bedroom to see Brother and Father engaged in NASCAR discussion. Son nowhere to be found. “Where’s Jonathan?” “Dunno. Aren’t you watchin’ him?” “You told me to take a nap.” “We[...] Source: Boondock Ramblings  Men know nothing. Nothing… Men think they know so much. And they like to tell everyone what they think they know. “You should go take a nap.” Bed is soft, close my eyes. Hear tiny footsteps. Don’t hear any bigger footsteps following. Silence. Long silence. Can’t sleep. Worried toddler may be destroying my grandmother’s bottle collection. Step out of bedroom to see Brother and Father engaged in NASCAR discussion. Son nowhere to be found. “Where’s Jonathan?” “Dunno. Aren’t you watchin’ him?” “You told me to take a nap.” “We[...] Source: Boondock Ramblings Men know nothing. Nothing… Men think they know so much. And they like to tell everyone what they think they know. “You should go take a nap.” Bed is soft, close my eyes. Hear tiny footsteps. Don’t hear any bigger footsteps following. Silence. Long silence. Can’t sleep. Worried toddler may be destroying my grandmother’s bottle collection. Step out of bedroom to see Brother and Father engaged in NASCAR discussion. Son nowhere to be found. “Where’s Jonathan?” “Dunno. Aren’t you watchin’ him?” “You told me to take a nap.” “We[...] Source: Boondock Ramblings Quality Time With Grandma My mom was the inspiration for this post and the poster. I have to laugh because most grandparents are over zealous in their requests to keep their grandkids for the weekend. Not my mom! She loves to have the kids over...for a little while. But I can always tell when she is ready for them to leave. She is not subtle about it and it cracks me up!Three kids stayed the night at her house, last night. This morning, at seven o' clock, the phone rings. Surprise, surprise...it's mom. "So, I'll meet you[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Quality Time With Grandma My mom was the inspiration for this post and the poster. I have to laugh because most grandparents are over zealous in their requests to keep their grandkids for the weekend. Not my mom! She loves to have the kids over...for a little while. But I can always tell when she is ready for them to leave. She is not subtle about it and it cracks me up!Three kids stayed the night at her house, last night. This morning, at seven o' clock, the phone rings. Surprise, surprise...it's mom. "So, I'll meet you[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Catching Flies "Yes, I'd like a venti Pike's Place please. Moderate cream and sugar. Thanks." It seems like a simple Star Buck's order, right? I mean, compared to the guy before me with his triple Americano, organic steamed milk, two pumps of Valencia, a half dollop of whipped cream and chocolate shavings, my order was a piece of cake. In fact, my attitude was even a lot easier on the ears, than the guy who ordered the world's most complicated cup of coffee. He was rude, demanding and pretty much bitch slapped[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Sunday Retarded Argument #24 In honor of the fact that I am on vacation all week (in fact, I left yesterday), there will be no flame war parody this Sunday. So, this week’s topic is: Does aborting the retarded argument because of my own selfish needs make me worse than Hitler? Discuss. Humor-Blogs.com is worse than Hitler. Please also solicit topic suggestions by using the contact form. Please put “June SRA suggestion” in the text so I can easily search my email. [...] Kiss this guy. You should! Have you ever been enjoying some really great music, singing along and thinking to yourself how you’re still pretty fraccing hot stuff, and out of nowhere comes your kid (or your husband or wife) and they have this really painful look on their face. You know… that look that makes you think they’re either in need of a whole lot of bran, or there’s something really sharp embedded somewhere awfully private? Just when you feel that rush of compassion and open your mouth to as[...] Source: Fracas Kiss this guy. You should! Have you ever been enjoying some really great music, singing along and thinking to yourself how you’re still pretty fraccing hot stuff, and out of nowhere comes your kid (or your husband or wife) and they have this really painful look on their face. You know… that look that makes you think they’re either in need of a whole lot of bran, or there’s something really sharp embedded somewhere awfully private? Just when you feel that rush of compassion and open your mouth to as[...] Source: Fracas |
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