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Archive for 5/18/2008 to 5/25/2008Bugs Bunny (and kids) must go awayStupid fuzzy, adorable bunnies. I hate them.On Saturday, The Wife and I decided to replace the small tree/bush/thing next to our entryway with another small tree. This was an easy decision, as the old tree was gangly and half-dead and looked like it belonged in the Land of Mordor rather than in my yard. We replaced it with a weeping crabapple, because our yard isn't messy enough.My first step was to remove the old tree, which was more like a glorified shrub, an ugly glorified shrub at that. I un[...] Source: Dorky Dad  Well, I used to like that song My friend JD from I Do Things (so you don't have to) wrote a great story the other day about songs that have become hits because they were first featured in commercials.She posted a list of the "Top 10 Cool Songs You Might Never Have Heard of if Not for the Commercials." Check it out here.While being featured in an ad can indeed be a major boost to your musical career, it can sometimes also be a curse.For example... after I had heard the Sunkist commercial for the 10,000th time, I couldn't bear [...] Source: View From The Cloud Dating Tips From Catherinette Let me give you a little dating tip: when you’re getting ready to go out on a first date with someone, resist the urge to cut your bangs. WHAT HAVE I DONE?? Oh god. He’s going to notice. Why on god’s green earth did I pick today of all days to trim my bangs? WHY?? Seriously, it’s bad. I did something similar when I was a freshman in high school-on yearbook picture day. I was immortalized in pictures with the most jacked up bangs anyone had ever seen. Two different [...] Source: Bridget Jones Has Nothing On Me Dating Tips From Catherinette Let me give you a little dating tip: when you’re getting ready to go out on a first date with someone, resist the urge to cut your bangs. WHAT HAVE I DONE?? Oh god. He’s going to notice. Why on god’s green earth did I pick today of all days to trim my bangs? WHY?? Seriously, it’s bad. I did something similar when I was a freshman in high school-on yearbook picture day. I was immortalized in pictures with the most jacked up bangs anyone had ever seen. Two different [...] Source: Bridget Jones Has Nothing On Me Sunday Retarded Argument #23 This week, we get a bit more philosophical for our flame war parody. Although we will take a path of enlightenment, it’s still understandable if you have absurdly strong opinions. It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Isn’t there some kind of eye-drop that will clear that up? Discuss. Humor-Blogs.com is in the ass of the beholder. Image Credit: Eye! by StaR DusT [...] Summer Fun! After three and a half hours at the football field, yesterday, the kids were hot and tired. While a pool would be nice, we do not wish to take out a second mortgage to afford one. Luckily, the kids are very resourceful and made their own pool.We may be white trash, but at least we limit it to the privacy of our own back yard!Reed spent the day learning to nude roller blade on one foot. He has a future in extreme sports.Today, Daniel Sr. is taking the older kids to the Discovery Science center in[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) How BoyChild's Birthday Was Like A Frat Party ---------------------------------------- I'm too tired to link to Humor-Blogs. [...] Source: Honey Pie How BoyChild's Birthday Was Like A Frat Party ----------------------------------------I'm too tired to link to Humor-Blogs.[...] Source: Honey Pie How BoyChild's Birthday Was Like A Frat Party ----------------------------------------I'm too tired to link to Humor-Blogs.[...] Source: Honey Pie We Came, We Saw, We Auditioned! I wrote on Monday that my sister Ann and I planned to audition for a spot on the reality show The Amazing Race. With visions of stardom dancing in our heads, we drove to Lancaster, PA early Saturday to take our spot in line for the craziest thing we’ve done in our lives. Finding the Place Getting there was a breeze, thanks to Ann’s Garmin GPS, which gave us spot-on directions to the park where the audition was held. Problem was, there were no signs pointing us to the audition spot. W[...] Source: The Junk Drawer Tiredness BS and de-evolution I. Am. Exhausted! Sooooo tired I can't talk my legs into supporting my body to go for a water run. Okay, that's just an excuse since I know that if I get up, I might as well get some cake... ooh or maybe some couscous salad! Be right back.Back. I chose the couscous made by SIL Crazy Ez.The party rocked! There were drawings of people with penis' on their heads and questions about what layette meant. I think SOMEBODY forgot it was a baby shower and not a bachelorette party! Bunch of sickies! There[...] Source: Bee's Musings Blogger’s Remorse As I was holding my plastic cup filled with beer, shouting over the loud music while watching a bunch of young 20-something year olds try to mate with one another something struck me: I miss the place that shall not be named. Our first attempt at finding a new place to hang out was…interesting. We started at Lemongrass and had 2 rounds of drinks. I couldn’t even bring myself to order the cocotini because it reminds me too much of the drink that shall not be named. Oh sweet, sweet[...] Source: Bridget Jones Has Nothing On Me |
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